XBox Flash mails unexciting mailers--yay

Anyone who owns a 360 and Live account that's associated with an email address he actually uses will have received an email linking to this about 5 minutes ago.

Looks like they're coming out with yet another board game on Live (whoopie), a new peripheral, and an obviously lame new XBox console, the "Recon." It's like the Halo one--new skin, same sin. Will it have a falcon in it, you ask? Who knows and who cares?